Ten Easy Pointers to Answer the Age-Old Question: Am I an A-Hole?

Ten Reasons You Are Probably An Asshole

by Joshua Frank  - CounterPunch

1: If you've ever posed with a dead “trophy” animal, you are probably an asshole.
2: If you believe homosexuality is wrong and can be cured through divine intervention, then you are probably an asshole.
3: If you don't understand what's wrong with the Cleveland Indians' mascot or the name “Redskins,” you are probably an asshole.
4: If you believe access to healthcare is a luxury and not a human right, yet can't wait for your Social Security check to kick in, you are probably an asshole.
5: If you think global warming and evolution are crocks of propaganda shit, you are probably an asshole.
6: If you believe immigrants are ruining the U.S. economy by stealing American jobs, you are probably an asshole (and also ignorant).
7: If you think Muslims are all terrorists, then you are probably an asshole.
8: If you've ever thrown a bottle out of your car while driving drunk, you are probably an asshole.
9: If you have ever used the term “rape bait,” you are probably an asshole.
10: If you think Wall Street deserved a bailout, you are most certainly an asshole.